“Dreams reflect thinking!”

Mamy Kitcha (1927-2013)

Story 1 :

• They have been born three in the family. Mike is 16, Nancy is 14, and James – 12. They are living in the same room.

It is 5:30am. The three are awake. James is lying on his bed in the middle of the room, but Mike wants to play.

There is a basketball board on the wall.

Mike lifts the ball. Nancy says: – You will wake up the house…

Then Mike has another idea. He picks up a small piece of chalk. Nancy agrees.

They try the game. They do not dare to switch on big lights.

Mike says: – My throw went aside, don’t you think? “Yes” says the girl.

James is depressed: – Mom hates me!

Nancy: – But no, she loves you. Just, you are big now! She has taught you everything she knew.

Mike: – The world is all yours! Everything is possible! It needs to be discovered! Everything is just waiting for you to invent how it must be done.

Story 2 :

Deux vieux sont en train de travailler.

L’homme dit à la femme en face de lui, qui s’affairait fortement avec ses mains:

“Tu vois, pour les femmes c’est important qu’elles occupent toujours leurs mains, sinon elles font des bêtises.

Cela est vrai aussi pour les hommes, mais ils doivent occuper surtout leur esprit, sinon ils pensent à des bêtises. “

Story 3:

Once my uncle Mike asked a shepherd: When do you feel happiest? Is it when you are with your children, your family, your wife?

The peasant answered: No! In the meadow where I go with the herd, there is a tree with a hollow from a lightning.

When it is raining, I go inside to protect myself, I listen to the bells off the sheep, and the raindrops splashing, and I feel the happiest.

Story 4:

There was a guy, who would say he was coming from very high above the sky, in direction of the Sagittarius, and there his name was Auriano.

He tried to make friends with a boy who had lost his beloved girl, because someone had injured her.

So, he was saying:

” Many people believe happiness comes from being loved, while it is the opposite!

If you do not give your love, you cannot be happy!

The only thing is that the heart is endless, while most persons consider themselves as finite beings, within tiny limits.

While you need an Endless Being to give Him your love…”

Story 5:

The lawyer said: “Your god, the way you describe him, cannot exist!”

He answered: “I do not say, He Exists! I say, “He Is!”

“He Is The One, Who brings all things into existence.”

Story 6:

Bethsheba: “Do not give your strength to women!”

Solomon (12 years): “We have peace since many years. Then to whom can it be given freely?”

Bethsheba:“You owe it to the Lord!”

Story 7:

My grandmother Velichka: “Life is just a dream. I am a dreamer.”

Story 8:

Thus was talking the maid, my beloved: “Even if you spread tears containg as much salt as the Ocean, you will not feel the Pain of the Lord for all His Creation, He spreads All Over.”

We are like waters evaporating up to the skyes without attaining the boiling point.

Story 9:

A man came to me and told me: “Because you found me, I heard your voice.”

“Who are you? How are you called?”

“Why are you asking for my name? It is secret!”

After a short while, “But as I heard you, I will tell it to you. I am called BECAUSE YOU ARE!”

“What does that mean? I do not understand!”

“Well, if you find it, I will be always at your side, and will serve you forever!”

Story 10:

She: Where Are You From?

He: I come from a very poor and over-exploited land.

People are poor like the land!

The rich are few, but they plunder like hell!

She: Then, you are from my country!

He: I think there is only one difference:  

People born in the Northern Hemisphere of the Globe turn the spoon to mix their coffee or tea in clockwise direction, while those born south of the Equator, in the opposite one.

Story 11:

You are the enemy of God!

He said, He saw the Devil fall from Heaven like lightning. Why do you say, you saw God coming down to Earth like a Fireball?

“Милостта ще се оправдае от всичките си чада!”

Story 12:

When he was young, the voice was saying: I give you life.

He said: What for?

Old, the voice said: I give you death.

He answered: What for?

At first he was not afraid to die, the second time – to live.

He felt daring always as sweet.

Story 13:

They were saying:

“Abraham believed the Lord and it was counted him as rightousness.”

The youngster answered:

“He loved the Lord, and it was counted him as faith.”

Story 14:

They were saying:

“Where is your god?”

The young man answered:

“He is in the grass, in the trees, in the clouds, in sunshine, in the rain.

The wind whispers about Him.

He is in the smallest beings on earth, in every aunt, bee and wasp…”

Story 15:

They were saying:

“Whoever loves someone more than ME, is not worthy of ME.”

The young man answered:

“Empty words that you repeat as a parrot.

Then, is it not worth loving at all?  

Understand the meaning!

It is not the subject which means, but love is driven all by itself, and it is the only master, the bright morning star. “

Story 16 :

They return to the young man and say:

“Some between us ponder, someone gave you authority to speak bold words. Who is it?”

He answered:

“I will also ask you, those philosophers, writers and poets, on whose authority were they speaking and writing?”

They say: “We do not know.”

He answered: “Then, I do not know either!”

Story 17:

They were asking:

“Are you a gorilla, or a chimpanzee?“

He answered:

“You are insulting my brothers, gorillas and chimpanzees!”

As long as humans will consider themselves away and superior to Nature, the World will go astray!

Story 18:

“Are you a chick?”

Answer:

“Are you considering women inferior to men?

As to myself, I will always be on their side as a man.

Me, I think they are weaker, but you need a lot of courage to live as a weaker individual.

So, yes I think they are the more courageous gender!”

Story 19:

Some say there are no miracles.

Others temper such existed only in ancient times, now understand how everything works.

The oldie says the only one and biggest miracle is Life in Nature and we do not understand it at all.

Story 20 :

You have no dignity, they said.

Oldie answered:

You cannot buy this stuff with money! It depends only on your deeds on Earth.

The way you died is not important, neither where you are buried.

What do you know about my deeds on Earth?

Story 21 :

My previous chief and friend Costa was telling many jokes.

Once, he told me the following story:

A taxi driver takes on board a customer.

This one says, he is very much in a hurry.

After a while, he expresses his disagreement with adopted rate and requires more speed.

It is evening and night is falling down.

The client is still not content and wants to speed up several times.

The driver obeys.

After a while he stops the car.

What are you doing, asks the angry customer, I told I am very much in a hurry.

I just want to show you something, comes the answer.

Both step out of the car.

Look, do you know what this is?

Well, it’s a cemetery.

So, what?

The driver answers:

People who repose here were also very much in a hurry. Are you going to the same place?

Story 22 :

Once a man told a sculptor he were a genius.

Why?

Answered the artist.

Your creations are so nice!

I do nothing at all, he said.

I just watch the stone until I see the figure hidden inside.